Don’t Tell Sally Sue

Don’t tell Sally Sue a secret,

Or this is what she’ll do:

She’ll announce it on the intercom

And proclaim it to the school.

She’ll write it on the walls

Of all the bathroom stalls.

She’ll hand out secret fliers

At all the downtown malls.

And before you even know it,

The whole world is aware

That you had to get it cut

Because you had lice in your hair.